- Sell my sister, Allira, to that circus near the Newcastle Entertainment Centre.
- Dye my hair blonde and get it chemically straightened.
- Get a fake tan.
- Answer every maths question like this...
- Have a huge party and invite every single person I know, and even the ones I don't.
- Work the streets of Islington.
- In Supermarkets, start laughing hysterically and rolling on the floor laughing at a brand names or products.
- After a shower, I won't dry my hair properly and then I'll run around in my underwear, shaking my hair and singing “I'm Singing in the Rain!”
- Eat a crayon.
- Draw all over myself with highlighters. Claim that I am Glow-In-The-Dark.
- Call Mum and tell her that the school counselor needs to talk to her.
- Repaint my bedroom to reflect how I feel...
- Get a job at McDonalds. Tell Mum there is no need for me to go to University anymore.
- Book a ticket to New York because I am going to miss her so much :(
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Things to do while mum is in New York...
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2 comments:
Honey, you completely forgot about getting a tattoo, experimenting with drugs, giving tequila a nudge, joining a convent and starting a torrid affair with a school teacher.
Honesstly little witch, you will need to do better than that if you are going to keep up with the Cottage girls xxx
PS- I will buy Allira- she i cute and Prue will love a little sister xx
Don't forget to earn some money the good ol' fashioned way down at Iso.
And I hope more people give you some ideas on what to do to make mummy proud.
But seriously, I am going to miss you and your sister so much. I love you both with all of my heart and I wish with every part of me that you could have come too.
I love you
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